Roads

ALright I just drove 6 lovley hours on a two lane highway thought Texas. NOw tell me why in good gods name would you make a striaght road where I kid you not there is not even an ant hill to look at. I saw cows that were going good lord just kill me. The horses were running in circles because they had lost there minds. I was just wondering As i notice about every hundred yards there is a cross with flowers on it. We all know what that means but why do we not do somthing about those types of roads. can we put a giant billboard somewhere Or mabey make it curve just alittke because that is just a dumb move. Now I know that the fast way between point A and B is a striaght line trust me it only took me two your to get out of the center o texas to new mexico. I know but I was about to fall asleep doing it. all I have to say is do smoething in the great town of Texline Texas Please.

Family

So the reson I my blog has not been up-dated is because I went to the great state of TEXAS I went to a family reuinoin. I no I did not spell that right. I was down there playing paintball with my cousins and listening to my great uncle son tell storys about world war II and then there were heis tattoos. Now Your all thinking there just tattoos. No these tattoos are the coolest yousee much to my own surprise he got all three of his tattoos on the aircraft carrier Enterprise. He can look at them and say here is when the boat hit a huge wave and we had to stop because one of the piolets fell of the deck. It is so cool to listen to those storys. Of course the coolest one is the hula girl on his right arm. It is so cool in fact that I am thinking of getting one that is exactlly that same.
you see me and my uncle have this great bond. He has always been the must enfluincual person in my life besides my parents He is and always will be an important part in who I become as a person. I just wanted you guys who look at my blog to sit and think Is there some one out there who could help you decide if your going to be a good guy or a bad guy.

And then go thank them for the time and effort they put into you.

Ian

Wierd blogs

Alright now that I have let all my anger go about the airlines of this world I will now talk to about the crazy people in this world. I was reading A blog by a man in Florida who claims to be interperting tha Bible. NOw I am a christian and believe that God is out there but this guy is just wierd. If you wold like to see the stuff he says look at his blog http://futuremap.blogspot.com This guy is about six hamburgers short of a happy meal. I kid you not he says he knows when the antichrist is coming and how long he well stick around.

I don't know about you but I think it might need some help.

Ian

Dumb thing I did

SO I got this great digital camera for my graduation present. It was amazing. So anyway I go on this trip and I take all these great pictures. so I fly home and I was really pissed and was not felling well. I was just not the guy you wanted to talk to. so I get off the plane in Denver. I walk to the other plane get on it fly home and then I get home. I get out my bag and then I find out that my camera had fell out some time in the flights. I was very mad at this point in the day. I felt like such an idoit. so I all this great airline I think the plane stopped in hell before it got to me but whatever. YOu want to know what they said. ( well your going to find out). They said we will only call you if we find your camera and if you don't call us back in 48 hours. then it will be put on Ebay. That made alittle bit mader

So remember to check the plane.

Flights

Well since I just got of a plane I thought I would let you know somethings about the airlines. Now The airline that I flew shall remain nameless but if you guessed Untied you would be right. Any way So I board this huge 777 aircraft in denver and now I don't like to fly but I like to go places so I have a conflict of interests. Do want to know the first thing out of the stewerdesses mouth was. SIT DOWN NOW! now I will give people the benifit of the doubt but I just had to say what the holy hippos was that about. SO I sat down then I kid you not THe other flight attendent came around the coner and she had a nose like a freaking elephant. Her lips were bigger than the oneson steven tyler She looks like she has spent a good 6 grand on plastic surgery. it was nasty. and she had a bigger attitude than the first one. But she was french so you can not expect to much from her. it was just the worst flight I had ever been on short of the one when we had to slide down the yellow slides.

Now why whn I tell people that they go OH that would be so cool. It really was not that fun not after the poilet says put your head between your legs and pray I really had a big conversation with god at that point in my life about that one.

Airport security

All right guys and girls I do not want to scare any of you but this is a true story that Just happened to me. I just recently went and spent a week in Honolulu, HI. I was working with there police department. I was boarding the plane in Colorado Springs when I noticed that I had something sharp in the bottom of my carry on bag. I dug around and found to my surprise that I had failed to remove a razor for it before I packed. I looked around then thought, I just went though a metal detector and my bag had just been X-rayed. Know one caught I flew through three airports and no one saw it. How sad is that. Well kids it gets better. As I was flying back home I was getting ready to get in my seat. (now I was already pissed because it was just not a good day) and there was this lady there. she looks at me and I say you are in my seat. She says no this is my seat. I was like look lady I could bench press you if I wanted get the hell out of my seat. She hands me the ticket and sure enough it has my seat number. We find a stewerdess he comes over and says to me I have the wrong ticket. Bullshit I got all the way in here I am going to denver damit then I look at the top he gave me her ticket. she got thought security and on to the plane with an old ticket. Now let me explane old. This ticket was dated 2002 It is three years old and no one stopped her.

Well I just thought that you should know this the next time you fly the friendly skys that the guy next to you might Have a razor in his bag or may not even soppused to be on that flight.

Bye

Dumb people

I was driving down the road and was hoping if some one would do something totally random and I kid you not the car in front of me flippedjust like that. I stopped and got out looked around. Because it is was 3 in the morning and I was one of the only people there. I rn to the car and I was calling 911 at the same time I looked at the driver and then sae that there was no drive no pssenger no body was in the car the this guy taps on my shoulder and I nearly peed my self it was the guy who was driving he pulled himself out and was fine. I just thought that mabey the next time you wish something would happen and it does and you go to help it just might scare the crap out of you

Real world.

Iwas watching MTV the real world. I was just thinking why do seven snobby wannabe movie stars get to live in an amazing house in some great city. When I and other people have beenworking hard your entire life to be the best of what we are going to do. I no one will ever start there adult lives living like. Most will be lucky to live in an apartment that does not have roaches. These houses have things in them that coast millons.Indoor hot tubs. Beach front views. villas in the french country. these things are amazing. I would love to be on that show but they only cast people who are willing to make out with girls and get drunk every night. Well that is just not me. I will earn my money and get my loans and pay people back for the rest of my life. At least I will not have to tell my kids later in life why I made out wih that random girl in the Bar.