Airport security

All right guys and girls I do not want to scare any of you but this is a true story that Just happened to me. I just recently went and spent a week in Honolulu, HI. I was working with there police department. I was boarding the plane in Colorado Springs when I noticed that I had something sharp in the bottom of my carry on bag. I dug around and found to my surprise that I had failed to remove a razor for it before I packed. I looked around then thought, I just went though a metal detector and my bag had just been X-rayed. Know one caught I flew through three airports and no one saw it. How sad is that. Well kids it gets better. As I was flying back home I was getting ready to get in my seat. (now I was already pissed because it was just not a good day) and there was this lady there. she looks at me and I say you are in my seat. She says no this is my seat. I was like look lady I could bench press you if I wanted get the hell out of my seat. She hands me the ticket and sure enough it has my seat number. We find a stewerdess he comes over and says to me I have the wrong ticket. Bullshit I got all the way in here I am going to denver damit then I look at the top he gave me her ticket. she got thought security and on to the plane with an old ticket. Now let me explane old. This ticket was dated 2002 It is three years old and no one stopped her.

Well I just thought that you should know this the next time you fly the friendly skys that the guy next to you might Have a razor in his bag or may not even soppused to be on that flight.

Bye