Flights

Well since I just got of a plane I thought I would let you know somethings about the airlines. Now The airline that I flew shall remain nameless but if you guessed Untied you would be right. Any way So I board this huge 777 aircraft in denver and now I don't like to fly but I like to go places so I have a conflict of interests. Do want to know the first thing out of the stewerdesses mouth was. SIT DOWN NOW! now I will give people the benifit of the doubt but I just had to say what the holy hippos was that about. SO I sat down then I kid you not THe other flight attendent came around the coner and she had a nose like a freaking elephant. Her lips were bigger than the oneson steven tyler She looks like she has spent a good 6 grand on plastic surgery. it was nasty. and she had a bigger attitude than the first one. But she was french so you can not expect to much from her. it was just the worst flight I had ever been on short of the one when we had to slide down the yellow slides.

Now why whn I tell people that they go OH that would be so cool. It really was not that fun not after the poilet says put your head between your legs and pray I really had a big conversation with god at that point in my life about that one.