Draining the Lizard.

Ok so I am was driving home form durango where i live during the school year and I had to get up really early and check out cause My school housing sucks. Anyway, I drank about 6 Mountain Dews and 2 six packs of these drinks called Vault. I had never had them before and WOW those things are AMMMMazing, anyway I was drinving back and came to the consturction on wolf creek pass and i had to wait for like an hour and half but as i sat there waiting within the first five minutes I had to go and to make things worse there was a waterfall beside me. So I sat there holding really hard this piss in. so I got going and I did not need to go again. So I was haulin balls home going between 90-95 on I-25 and got about 45 minutes outside pueblo and I had to go bad. By this time I had, had another three DEWS. I was on a roll. So I pull of and start draining the lizard. I then here the one sound that would make a grown man .....well Pee himself . There is not one but 2 state troopers behind ma and are walking up on me. So I have no control over what is happening in the lower half off my body and they tell me to turn around I say sir I am taking a leak the say do it So I do and the girl trooper starts to laugh so hard and the older man tells me to put it away I have no control So I do a force piss which hurts alittle bit and pu it away. The officer says that they have been following me for about and hour and I say crap here comes he ticket. I tell them that I am sorry but I have been up since about 7 o'clokc this moring and am just trying to get home. I told them the resaon I was moving so fast is because I wastrying to get to peublo before I stopped and peed but could not make it. I showed them the bottles of dew and vualt that now covered the passenger side floor and they told me because The roads where not to busy and that I had enough eviedince proving I had to go that they where just going to issue me a verbal warning. I was lets just say relived.